Wednesday, October 9, 2013
20+ Awesome Programmer's Pick-up Line
"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."
"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."
"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."
"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."
"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
10 Inspiring Programmer Quotes Set 2
Programming can be sometimes stressful, you will always deal problems you're not familiar with However, no matter how hard the problem is, the stress will be change to excitement and happiness once you solved problems.
THIS IS THE 2ND SET OF PROGRAMMER INSPIRED QUOTES
1. Good code is its own best documentation. - Steve McConnell
2. One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code. - Ken Thompson
3. If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.. - Edsger Dijkstra
4. Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. .' - Bill Gates
5. Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. - Martin Fowler
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
10 Inspiring Programmer Quotes Set 1
Programming can be sometimes stressful, you will always deal problems you're not familiar with However, no matter how hard the problem is, the stress will be change to excitement and happiness once you solved problems.
THIS IS THE 1ST SET OF PROGRAMMER INSPIRED QUOTES
1.
Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get
paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. -
Linus Torvalds
2. Programmers are in the enviable position of not only getting to do what they want to, but because the end result is so important they get paid to do it. There are other professions like that, but not that many. -
Linus Torvalds
3. It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. - Edsger Dijkstra
4. Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.' - Peter Drucker
5. Our job as the game creators or developers - the programmers, artists, and whatnot - is that we have to kind of put ourselves in the user's shoes. We try to see what they're seeing, and then make it, and support what we think they might think. - Shigeru Miyamoto